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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:10
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
'Mountainhead' Is Most-Watched HBO Original Film Since 'Bad Education' - Deadline
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The #1 Herb for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Just Forget it!
The big, bad bond market could derail Trump’s big, beautiful bill - vox.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
So they tried
Sorting Out Long COVID Symptoms in Babies - Medscape
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Davante Adams feels rejuvenated: Joining Rams was "exactly what I needed" - NBC Sports
No go.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
They put up a sign reading
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts